The Wonky House
Kent ·
Rochester
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Discover The Wonky House - a quirky, beautifully refurbished boutique stay right in the heart of historic Rochester.
- Sleeps 8
- 4
- 3
£1200-1800 per week
Highlights
- Just steps from Rochester’s vibrant cobbled high street, The Wonky House boasts exceptional views over the Cathedral and Castle, blending historic charm with modern comfort.
- True to its name, the wonky walls and floors add character and magic, with warm Farrow & Ball tones, antique pieces and local art creating a cosy, stylish retreat.
- The stunning Cathedral and Castle are on your doorstep, alive with summer concerts, festivals and the famous Dickens and Christmas events nearby.
- Relax in the sitting room with a large corner sofa, smart TV and board games, or gather around the stylish kitchen-diner that seats eight and offers sweeping views.
- Sleeps eight across four bedrooms: two king-size rooms with ensuites, a family bathroom and two twin bedrooms on the top floor for extra guests.
- Perfect for a boutique break, family escape, or London getaway, The Wonky House offers a unique blend of history, style and culture for unforgettable memories.
You should know
- There are no dogs allowed.
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The Details
Just steps from the vibrant cobbled high street and boasting exceptional views over Rochester Cathedral and Castle, this unique home perfectly blends characterful charm with modern comfort. Whether you’re escaping London (just 40 minutes by train) or exploring Kent’s cultural gem, The Wonky House offers an unforgettable base for your next getaway.
True to its name, the Wonky House’s charmingly uneven walls and floors tell a story all their own, adding to the magic of your stay. Inside, warm Farrow & Ball hues mingle effortlessly with sumptuous fabrics, antique treasures and local artworks, creating a cosy, stylish retreat perfect for families or friends seeking a boutique break or a long weekend away.
Step outside and you’re moments from Rochester’s most iconic sights. The stunning Cathedral and Castle are literally on your doorstep, coming alive with summer concerts, festivals and the much-loved Dickens and Christmas celebrations. Wander the cobbled high street, where cosy cafés, independent shops and acclaimed restaurants offer tempting treats — so self-catering is always an option, but rarely a necessity.
Inside, the living spaces invite you to unwind. The sitting room features a large corner sofa with views over the bustling street below, a smart TV and board games for relaxed evenings in. The stylish kitchen-diner seats eight, fully equipped with an electric oven, gas hob, Nespresso machine, dishwasher and more - all framed by breathtaking views of the Cathedral and Castle.
The Wonky House sleeps eight comfortably across four bedrooms. Upstairs, two king size bedrooms each have ensuite showers, while a family bathroom offers a bath with overhead shower. On the top floor, two twin bedrooms provide a peaceful retreat for extra guests.
For a stay that’s equal parts historic charm, modern style and cultural adventure, The Wonky House is your perfect Rochester hideaway. Whether you’re planning a boutique break with friends, a family escape or a London getaway with a difference, this wonderfully wonky home promises memories that will last long after you leave.
Features
Essential
- Family Friendly
- Internet / Wi-Fi
- Heating
- No Dogs
- No Smoking
- Strictly No Single Night Stays
Living Spaces
- Games/Books
Bed/Bath
- Bath
- Hairdryer
- Shower
- Towels (bath)
Tech
- Smart TV/FireStick
- Television
Also Available
- Walking distance to pub
£1200-1800 per week
Please note that the minimum stay for this property is 2 nights
The Wonky House is listed by the managing agent Bloom Stays.
